Announce your intentions to spank your enemies like you were their daddy/mommy/parental figure of appropriate gender with this astonishingly stylish tee, hand-crafted by a dread legion of hearthless seamstresses, overseen by the Mother of Night herself.
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Form fitting
• Even when wearing this shirt, never get involved in a land war in Asia – it’s one of the classic blunders.