Leave the world with no ambiguity in regards to your CBF’ed levels with this mystically enhanced tee, woven by darkin assassins with the manes of black unicorns dipped in badassery.
• 100% cotton face
• Suited for both girl & boy booknerds
• Front pouch excellent for hiding those spare fucks
• It has a hood, because, you know, it’s a hoodie
• May get you arrested in certain states, I dunno, profanity laws are complicated?