Announce your intentions to spank your enemies like you were their daddy/mommy/parental figure of appropriate gender with this astonishingly stylish tee, hand-crafted by a dread legion of hearthless seamstresses, overseen by the Mother of Night herself.
• 100% cotton face
• Hooded with matching finished polyester drawcord
• Raglan sleeves
• Front pouch pocket
• Even when wearing this hoodie, never get involved in a land war in Asia – it’s one of the classic blunders.