Announce your intentions to spank your enemies like you were their daddy/mommy/parental figure of appropriate gender while reclining on this astonishingly stylish pillow, hand-crafted by a dread legion of hearthless seamstresses, overseen by the Mother of Night herself.
• 100% pre-shrunk polyester case
• Fabric with a linen feel
• Hidden zipper
• Machine-washable case
• Shape-retaining 100% polyester insert included (handwash only)