Empire of the Vampire No Fucks Hoodie

Description

The perfect hoodie for when you’re cashed up, but fresh out of fucks to give. Double-sided, and-woven from the hides of black unicorns and the hair of vampiric temptresses dipped in virgin’s blood.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket, perfect for holy water and silverbombs.
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood, because it’s a hoodie, dammit