Scream “CAN’T TALK READING” without needing to scream in public with this magically-powered tee, stitched by Slytherin monks from the hides of ritually slaughtered Hufflepuffs.
• 100% jersey knit
• Seamless, double-need ⅞” collar
• Taped neck and shoulders
• When people interrupt you reading, you can just point at your chest and glare until they go away . . . actually, no, that may not make people go away now I think about it.