Empire of the Vampire No Fucks Pillow

Description

The perfect pillow for when you’re cashed up, but fresh out of fucks to give. Hand-woven from the hides of tortured unicorns and the hair of vampiric temptresses dipped in virgin’s blood.

• 100% pre-shrunk polyester case
• Fabric weight: 8.1 oz/yd² (275 g/m²)
• Fabric with a linen feel
• Hidden zipper
• Machine-washable case